All of the sudden I created a folder named Blog on my Google Drive and opened a Google Doc. I wrote a sentence and suddenly started to have a great desire of stopping it right away. I have several important things to do right now like how many new Facebook posts came after I checked it about a minute ago. Or, did that comedy show arrive on YouTube? So, my four sentences are done and I didn’t stop. I do not know what I am going to write here beyond this sentence. It is been more than 18 months I haven’t written any blogs. I am starting to write this blog when I have to be finishing my manuscript to submit to a journal. It already passed the date that I told my adviser that I would send it to him.
So, I checked the number of words I wrote here. It is only 137 words. As I added about 30 more words here it must be 165 now. So the numbers sound odd, isn’t it? Give it a thought, it will make sense. Or, you can just count the words. I know you have all the time to read my crap and also count the words that I just misrepresented. I know you have a word document open where you have to be writing something or, you have an excel sheet where you are deriving some descriptive statistics. No? Are you struggling to find codes for that data analysis? Good luck finding one. Or, you can just continue reading it. You can stop right here. I guarantee there is nothing important on this blog. It is just some craps coming out of my head without any thinking.
So, I am done with the second paragraph without you noticing it. In the meantime, I drank my coffee. Holy Shit! I wrote more than 200 words without a coffee-sip break. It is so easy to write. I wish my research manuscript was as easy. No, I am wrong. I didn’t write a single piece of the blog after I started my Ph.D. But I wrote a few so-called academic articles for my class and research works and none of them are yet publishable. So, which one is easy to write a blog or to write an academic article? I don’t know! You figure out by yourself.
Now, I really ran out of the ideas to write here. I clicked my Facebook tab, Twitter tab and also Email Tab. But instantly came back to the Google Doc I am writing. So, I am motivated to write and publish something on my blog. Hopefully, I remember the password for my blog page. If you can read it that means I figured that out. Apparently, it just needed my Gmail password.
Who knew you can publish a 500 word Blog post without writing anything? I swear I crossed 500! Just give me a thumbs up if you like to read more from me and I guarantee it will be as shitty as this one, maybe more!
So, I checked the number of words I wrote here. It is only 137 words. As I added about 30 more words here it must be 165 now. So the numbers sound odd, isn’t it? Give it a thought, it will make sense. Or, you can just count the words. I know you have all the time to read my crap and also count the words that I just misrepresented. I know you have a word document open where you have to be writing something or, you have an excel sheet where you are deriving some descriptive statistics. No? Are you struggling to find codes for that data analysis? Good luck finding one. Or, you can just continue reading it. You can stop right here. I guarantee there is nothing important on this blog. It is just some craps coming out of my head without any thinking.
So, I am done with the second paragraph without you noticing it. In the meantime, I drank my coffee. Holy Shit! I wrote more than 200 words without a coffee-sip break. It is so easy to write. I wish my research manuscript was as easy. No, I am wrong. I didn’t write a single piece of the blog after I started my Ph.D. But I wrote a few so-called academic articles for my class and research works and none of them are yet publishable. So, which one is easy to write a blog or to write an academic article? I don’t know! You figure out by yourself.
Now, I really ran out of the ideas to write here. I clicked my Facebook tab, Twitter tab and also Email Tab. But instantly came back to the Google Doc I am writing. So, I am motivated to write and publish something on my blog. Hopefully, I remember the password for my blog page. If you can read it that means I figured that out. Apparently, it just needed my Gmail password.
Who knew you can publish a 500 word Blog post without writing anything? I swear I crossed 500! Just give me a thumbs up if you like to read more from me and I guarantee it will be as shitty as this one, maybe more!
Forget that PhD! You'e a natural-born blogger.
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